Saturday, September 16, 2006

This Just In...

Sad news rocked the animation world today, as Larry the Cucumber, star of the popular VeggieTales children's animated series was found dead in his refrigerator. Close friend Bob the Tomato confirmed that Larry had recently been depressed following reports that NBC would require them to drop their "God" act in order to appear on Saturday morning television, but he had seemed to be handling it well.

Our sources tell us, however, that lately Larry had been running with a rough crowd of scallions and milk carton-tipping. Tragically, he was last seen in the disreputable company of a large stalk of spinach.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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