Monday, May 05, 2003

My True Feelings

I just want to say to all those out there who love sitting on the porch, listening to the sounds of a thunderstorm as it comes across the valley, reveling in the cool breezes and soft air while nature's fireworks light up the sky to the wonderment and majesty of it all....


I hate storms. I hate lightning, I hate thunder, I hate the vaguest threat of tornadoes, I hate strong rain, I hate driving in it, I hate listening to it, I hate losing power, losing cable, losing internet access, I hate it I hate it I hate it.

I hope I've made myself clear. We now return you to your regularly scheduled assault from the depths of hell.

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