"Here is where it got really weird: I heard the words coming out of my own mouth as if I were in a dream: "He could be a...powerful ally."
My master, Darth Sidious, furrowed his ancient brow and nodded. And agreed.
So here I am now, back in my hyperbaric chamber, feeling totally stunned. My master has just handed me a way in which I can love my son: turned to the dark side as my protege. We could serve the emperor together.
I would not dare to even dream this had it not come from my master's lips. I cannot explain to you the thoughts I no longer feel ashamed to entertain since I am no longer hiding Luke's identity from him.
We could rule the galaxy together, as father and son!
And I could love again."
A superior piece of writing, satire, and insight into the Mind of a Monster.