Kick Me? I Wish

You know sometimes you walk through your day and swear you have a "Kick Me" sign on your back?

I could only hope for a "Kick Me" sign. A "Kick Me" sign would be merciful and kind. Mine says, "Pummel Me with a Tire Iron Across the Neck Just Before Smacking the Back of my Knees and Throw Me to the Ground in a Crumpled Heap".

I think I picked the wrong day to give up chips. Sorry, guys, I can't participate in the "What Makes Me Happy" meme this month.