On the way to Daycare...
Me: (Engaging in harmless banter with daughter)
Gigglegirl: Knock it off!
Me: What? Now-w-w-w, that's not a very nice thing to say to your Dad!
Gigglegirl: (pause). Knock it off!!
Gigglegirl: Hee hee!
Gigglegirl: Daddy, what's that ladder for? (pointing to metal ladder attached to the back of an 18-wheeler)
Me: That's so people can climb up to the top of the truck.
Me: ....so they can go up and get the Mynocks off.
Gigglegirl: (puzzled) What's a...Mynock?
Me: It's these big leathery lizard bird things that fly around and eat through the top of trucks.
Gigglegirl: (pause) Ohhhh....
I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy...