Welcome to Readers of the 24th Carnival of the Vanities

Thanks for coming. Pay no attention, however, to the man behind the curtain that brought you here.

Next week the COV is being hosted by (full and honorary) Rocky Top Brigadiers Jay and Jane at The Daily Rant. Be sure and visit their site, too -- you don't have to worry about getting stuck in the muck like that other site.

Pardon me while I go wash my hands...