News from Neverland

If ever you feel in a bit of despair, maybe don't know which way to go, are confused and think things can't get much worse...

Well, (in the immortal words of Dwayne Schneider) always remember and don't ever forget: thank goodness you're not Michael Jackson.

Magazine: Michael Jackson Put 'Curse' on Spielberg

"Vanity Fair reported in the article that in 2000 Jackson attended a voodoo ritual in Switzerland where a witch doctor promised that Spielberg, music mogul David Geffen and 23 other people on the entertainer's list of enemies would die.

Jackson, who underwent a "blood bath" as part of the ritual, then ordered his former business adviser Myung-Ho Lee to wire $150,000 to a bank in Mali for a voodoo chief named Baba, who sacrificed 42 cows for the ceremony, the magazine reported."

So if you're ever in despair, just be glad you're nowhere near this out of touch with reality.