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Philadelphia police say dead man had missing organs and rope around his neck

"Police responding to a report of a dead body turned the victim over and found his heart, a lung and other organs had been cut out. 'Either ... there's a really sick person out there who wants to keep somebody's internal organs, or is there a market for this? Or are they trying to send a message?' homicide Capt. Charles Bloom said after the discovery Friday afternoon."

In related news, recent startup internet auction site "SickBay" just reported its online traffic tripling since this time last week. Company officials were unavailable for comment, but were reportedly looking into acquiring rare lettermen's jackets, prosthetic hooks, and New York City sewer alligators.

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