Monday, October 08, 2007

Gremlins in the Water

Is it just me, or does there seem to be an inordinately high number of school closings lately, especially those based on breaks in the local water systems?

Broken water main washes out Pigeon Forge classes

Water problem gives Jefferson County students school break

Water main break closes Pellissippi’s main campus

Central High back in session tomorrow after dishwasher problem

Either there's some mad plot by a Batman-type villain, determined to keep students out of school (Could it be the dreaded Drainer? Or how about the Mad Sprinkler? Or dare I even mention the maniacal Captain ColdorHot?) That or there are some fiendish Gremlins wreaking havoc across East Tennessee, determined to get wet after midnight and spawn more of themselves.

Actually, I assume it's just because someone's mad about this.

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