Thursday, May 05, 2005

Neylatraz

Due to the ever-increasing number of University of Tennessee football players getting in trouble with the law, the Athletic Department has decided it would be in the public's best interest and safety to move Neyland Stadium to a safer location.

Starting with the fall season 2005, Neyland Stadium will be renamed "Neylatraz" and moved out to an island in the middle of Ft. Loudoun Lake.



It has been rumored that Sean Connery may be interested in filming a movie at this location in the future.

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