Strange Creature Sighted in Knoxville

Various sources have reported the sighting of a large monster stalking the streets and computer email systems of Knoxville. Citizens are warned to lock their doors, adjust their firewalls, and verify that their GOP Membership cards are in good order.



Consider this creature somewhat dangerous and extremely annoying. Local political leaders and wanna-be leaders were last seen hiding their computers in stairwells, under desks, in local cemetaries and atop the Sunsphere.

And to repeat our top story: Local grocer and former mayor Cas Walker is still dead.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.