Wednesday, November 23, 2005

This Just In...

  • Protesters are once again gathering near President Bush's ranch in Texas. The Inn's crack band of gully dwarf photographers are on the scene and have returned this exclusive photo of the gathering:

    Protesters gatherTurkeys.

  • In related news President Bush is set to make his annual decision on which turkey to pardon for Thanksgiving this year. There is no truth the rumor that this year's turkey is named Phil Fulmer.

    That's the news - good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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