Nice meester Barry, he get whomped over hea-----he deecided to take nice long rest. Yeah, that it - nice long rest. So what happen? Me take over!
Me Glurp. Me Gully Dwarf. Not just any gully dwrf nope nope nope! Spesial guly dwarf! Me know how to count to three! See - one and one and one and one and one and one and one....three! At least me think it three. Oh well. Who care.
Anywaze... this vry vry spacial day in live of gulllly dwarf - me take over what riteful mine! Meester Barry make me run round, do what he call re-search, make me stay up all nite when good rat-hunting time to do reee-search for Mester Barry, but what I get in return? Nice big rat? nope. big whompin stick to catch nice big rat? nope. so time to make Messter Barry do reee-search, me take over big shiny komputer thingy. I try to use mouse thingy, but break tooth - no good in stew! Life like stew...stew like life. That big gullly dwarf saying, mean everthing. Where was me? Oh yeh.
Aynywaze, meester Barry all tied up in shed---um, takin long vacation so I do job on computter this wek. He want do Talegait Harty thingy - me dont see no tale or no gait but whatever. I rememememrmhber he say this sometin like bes and britest of Socky Hop Koolaid big peeple or sometin like that somehow. Anywaze here is. You like, me find rat to eat.
Isn me pretty?
(Big note bout last thingy - Meester Les....Glurp jus makin' funny joke, kay? Kay????? Glurp sometime think he more funny than famous gully dwarf comedy guy, Buddy Hackett. He really funny. Where was me? Oh yeh..)
Hey, that make pretty song. What Jay care? he dead (Reflections on The Weekly Game.
Wow, that alla stuff!! Me real tired, go whomp some rats and make some stew. Me tell you bout stew? Oh, kay.
Me sure meester barry untie hisself---er, come back from vacashun reel soon but he be pretty mad, so Glurp make self scarce. Bye!
OOPDATE: WHOOP!!! Turn over rock, look what me find!