Gollum, Yoda. Yoda, Gollum.Just ran across this:
What NOT to do during "Return of the King."
Some of my favorites:
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.Got any more?
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.