Waiting for Captain Trips

First there was anthrax.

Then smallpox.

A brief flirtation with botulism.

Then, of course, SARS.

Look fast! Mad Cow Disease!

West Nile Virus rears its ugly head, again.

Now it's monkeypox.

Gettin' so a fella can't get cough without trying to remember if his will's in order...

What next? Superflu?