From the "Letters to the Editor" page in today's Knoxville News Sentinel (scroll down a bit to find the whole letter):
"...The only problem I have with the snow around here are the people who go shopping for bottled water and canned food when we're only getting one day of snow. I had to wait 15 minutes just to buy my daily pack of Marlboros, and it makes me sad to see people wasting money on the fear that they may not be able to drive anywhere for at least 24 hours...."Ahem.
David Allen Garrett Jr.
You know, sometimes a good replies to people who send idiotic stuff to the paper just writes itself.... I'll let you compose your own.