Tuesday, February 18, 2003

This Just In...

Bill to pay Nebraska football players advances

"A proposal to pay Nebraska's football players cleared a legislative hurdle Tuesday. The Business and Labor Committee voted unanimously to advance the measure for debate before the full Legislature. State Sen. Ernie Chambers' bill would require a stipend be paid to the Cornhuskers' football players if three other states in the Big 12 Conference pass similar laws. Other states in the conference are Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Colorado, Texas and Iowa"
In related news: The Alabama Legislature just passed a bill changing yellow and blue to make purple, the Colorado State Senate has sent back to committee a measure required water molecules to add an additional atom of oxygen, and...oh yes, Ohio has just repealed the law of gravity.

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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