Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Breaking Scientific News...

A leading NASA spokesman today reported that an object in near-Earth proximity was determined to have developed an unusually strong gravitational reaction. The object was reported by scientists as being unusually massive and dense, which up until this point had remained unnoticed by the scientific community. However, approximately three weeks ago readings taken by astronauts in the Internation Space Station in preparation for the Space Shuttle Discovery's visit had detected increased gravimetric distortions in the vicinity of Hollywood, CA.

The object in question, Jessica Alba's lips, had no comment.

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