The Magical Patriot Tour!

Ashcroft Kicks Off Patriot Act Campaign

"Ashcroft's speech marked the start of a campaign-style offensive aimed at countering criticism from leading Democrats and civil liberties advocates about the Patriot Act. He plans a road trip Wednesday and Thursday, with remarks to law enforcement audiences in Philadelphia, Cleveland, Detroit and Des Moines, Iowa.

Among the dozen or so future stops are Salt Lake City and Boston, officials said.

My crack ace gully dwarf reporter staff has unearthed the heretofore secret Patriot Act Campaign Theme Song. Many gully dwarfs were killed, arrested, imprisoned, or wandered off relaying this information back to us:

The Magical Patriot Tour

[Shut up! Shut up for the Magical Patriot Tour! Step right this way!]

Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up...
(WE'RE FIGHTING IMMIGRATION)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up...
(AND SPYING ON OUR NATION)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.
The Magical Patriot Tour is waiting to take you away,
Waiting to take you away.

Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up..
(WE KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up
(AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN GITMO)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.
The Magical Patriot Tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.

Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up, shut up - it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up...
(WE DON'T TRUST NATURALIZATION)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.
Shut up...
(OR VOTER REGISTRATION)
Shut up it's the Patriot Tour.

The Magical Patriot Tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
The Magical Patriot Tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you today...