Monday, April 07, 2003

This Just In...

The Jeruselam Post is reporting:

"The US Army's 3rd infantry division, 2-7 Mechanized Infantry Brigade, is involved in a fierce battle with Palestinian and Jordanian gunmen in the industrial area of southern Baghdad. The people shooting at US forces are using coordinated attacks using RPG's, suicide trucks, artillery, and sniper fire..."
In related news, sales of Dungeons and Dragons manuals and die-cast figurines are reportedly going through the roof at the Baghdad Hobby Hut. Owners say the new 3rd Edition Monstrous Compendium is an especially good seller, weighing in at a hefty 45 pounds and containing new stats for Fedayeen Sadaam soldiers, Special Republican Guards, and New Iraqi Gibbering Mouthers.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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