I just got an email from the dealer where I bought my car--
--addressed to my car...
Dear Focus:I just thought it was nice my car has a friend out there. Maybe we'll invite him for a sleepover in the garage one day.
"Happy Anniversary" from your friends at *Dealership Name*!
I hope you and Barry are getting along well and that Barry is taking good care of you. If you have any bumps and scratches, aches or pains, just come in and see us. We are here to care for you. As always if there is anything I can do, please call me at *Dealership Name* at 865-abc-defg.
I hope you and your owner have an excellent day!
I don't know, the van might get jealous.