Monday, October 23, 2006

This Just In...

Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling has been sentenced to 24 years in prison.

After the verdict, Skilling was heard to cry repeatedly that he would "beat the rap" and would "be exonerated quickly". He then promptly threw himself under a bus.

Jurists quicky re-deliberated and cleared him of all charges.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow...

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