5) Construct a working Stargate in your backyard that leads to...the next door neighbor's backyard. But with fog.
4) Finish writing that Lexx/Buck Rogers crossover fanfic you've been neglecting for years now.
3) Carefully discover and catalogue the number of differences between the old and new Galactica series. Sort alphabetically. Then convert to Egpytian heiroglyphics.
2) Conclusively prove to the online fan community that Claudia Christian and Claudia Black are, indeed, the same person.
And the Number 1 Way to Fill Your Sci-Fi TV Time While Star Trek is on Indefinite Hiatus:
1) Step out of the basement into the daylight for the first time in nineteen years.