In honor of most wondrous Commander-in-Chief (no, not Jed Bartlett or Matt Santos), this week's laborious list of lithesome links and luscious labels the Carnival of Logan.
///PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
///RE: INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED
PRESIDENT LOGAN - PER YOUR REQUEST, I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF WHAT RELEVANT SITES ARE SAYING REGARDING THE RECENT TURN-AROUND IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION. AS YOU CAN SEE THE PUBLIC IS GREATLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR LEADERSHIP AND REVILES YOUR NAME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. REGARD FOR MY FORMER STUDENT, JACK BAUER, REMAINS HIGH AND BOTHERSOME. REQUEST INSTRUCTIONS TO PROCEED...
Maxwell Smart and 99. *sigh* Now there were some agents.
Hey, wait, are we talking about the legendary Biblical figure or Gwynneth Paltrow's baby?
Apparently not, because it seems rather obvious Henderson offed pretty little 8-year-old Amy this week. That's disturbing to me, and I don't know why because I would imagine other kids have died in the course of 24's turbulant 4-3/4 years on the air. Jack saved a little kid from the mall, but 11 people or so died there - probably a kid. Who knows how many kids died in the Infected Hotel of Season 3. Last year's Behrooz is likely pushing up daisies with his Little Debbie... (you see the pattern).
But even though they didn't show Henderson offing the little tyke, I think it's safe to say he didn't let her go. C'mon, producers - let's show some mercy to the under-13 bunch, hm?
Think of the children!
Justin's Random Thoughts (4/20)
Below the Beltway (4/27)
Right Wing Nation (5/4)
The Templar Times
Announcing the Carnival of Bauer!!!
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