Monday, April 09, 2007

This Just In....

Tennessee's oldest resident dies in Maryville
Marion Stout -- thought to be the oldest person in Tennessee -- has died at a Maryville nursing home. She was 111.
Our crack staff of gully dwarf newshounds have set out to interview the newest oldest resident of Tennessee, but have been unable to track him/her down. Reports vary but most seem to say the person is in hiding, shaking in their boots as they know they are surely the next to go.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

(I know, old SNL Weekend Update joke. But it's still funny)

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