Brainyboy v10.5: Dad, you mispelled something in your blog.
Me: (huh? wuzzut?) I mispelled something where??
Brainyboy: It says, "Were you in any clubs or organizations? I was in Key Club and Beta Club, although I 'enver'--". You spelled it e-n-v-e-r instead of n-e-v-e-r.
Me: (muttered curses and veiled threats to make sure his second day of fifth grade tomorrow may be his last...)
What's he doing reading this blog???