Oscar The Grouch's Love Child

Sing it with me!

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

We see here a singer who's steering a car
A babe on her lap and the side door ajar
Her husband's not here cause he's drunk in a bar
We love it because it's trash!

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

The cameras are fol-lowing, so she must drive
No time for the carseat, to K-Mart arrive
Who cares then if little Sean gets there alive
We love it because it's trash!

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love,
I love,

I.....

Love Trash!

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