On the side of the road I noticed a campaign sign for Sheriff Tim Hutchison that said "For Safer Neighborhoods". Nothing unusual in and of itself, but then I thought...shouldn't they be about as safe as you can make them by now? Sheriff, you've been in office for, like, 16 years. Are you implying that you haven't gotten around to it yet, but if we reelect you, you'll now get to work on making our neighborhoods safer?
Better late than never I suppose.