(Myself and GiggleGirl, sitting in traffic waiting on a train to pass)
Me: C'mon, train....let's go!
Gigglegirl: Yeah, c'mon train! Move it!
(A few minutes of fruitless waiting)
Gigglegirl: C'mon train - hurry and get out of our way, or I'll kick your butt!!
(Pause of incredulous silence)
Me: What did you say???
Me: What did you just say??
Me: E, I don't want to hear you saying that, you know that. That's not nice...
(A sad, secret part of me wanted desparately for her to say, "or you'll kick my butt", after which I would have recovered from apoplectic fits of laughter I would've had the greatest blog ending ever. But alas, I see she needs more instruction in the snappy comeback. Gotta work on that.)
(Oh, and establishing that trains do not in fact have butts. They have a caboose (at least some of them do). Now if she'd said "I'll kick your caboose!" that would have lived in the Halls of Fame for many generations to come.)