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Wal-Mart Receives Target Letter From U.S.

"Wal-Mart Stores Inc. said Tuesday it has received a "target letter" from the U.S. Attorney's Office saying the world's largest retailer allegedly violated federal immigration laws."

In related news, Target has announced it too received a letter, this one addressed to K-Mart.

K-Mart could not be reached for comment.

That's the news! Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.